Thai Ancient Patterns
– What are these patterns?
– I don’t know, go away Wood!
– …
– I don’t know, I just searched Thai ancient patterns
– …
Music For Studying
– (Wait – M83 is playing)
– Oh not again!
– Hahaha
– Any songs but that one please
– Okay (Human Touch – Brian Tyler is playing). We’ll change the song in 15 minutes
– Motherf*cker!
Chances
– I saw her again last night in my dream. She left me present and something like a book.
– Wow. You really need a girlfriend, Woody.
– No, I don’t. I couldn’t open them though. I went out the hallway, tried to find somewhere quiet to do it, but it was full of people.
Move
– Ok, when I say “move”, you move the light, ok?
-…
– 1, 2, 3,…
– …
– …
– …
– Why didn’t you move, cunt?
Racist
– Hey, from now on, we need to tell the customers to take away, ok?
– I thought we have already been doing that
– Yeah, we have, but you just let a white guy sit down
Racist 2
– Hey, look around!
– Yeah?
– There is a guy sitting down
– Yeah, but he is Asian, he will be quick.
Come In
– You think he’s sleeping?
– Nah, he has slept all day
– (knocking)
– Harder (knocking harder)
– Fuck off!
– Did you hear what he said?
– He said come in
– Are you sure?
– Noooooo
– See, he said come in
– (open the door slowly)
– Fuck off! I said noooo
– Haha, sorry Curtis
– You’ve fucked up Woody
What to do
– Are you gonna do the dishes?
– We can share. I’ll do a bit and then you do a bit
– Wait, why don’t we make it like this. So, Curtis, you do the dishes and in the meantime, Ong can go to the supermarket and get toilet. I’ll put on kettle and we can have a cup tea when you finish, and then we go to the shop when Ong comes back. Isn’t that lovely?
– Well, how about you go fuck yourself Woody
– Hahaha
THE WHALY 